If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink.

Fear is the root of all courage.

I’ve never met a man I didn’t mutilate.

I’m not different for the sake of being different, only for the desperate sake of being myself. I can’t join your gang: you’d think I was a phony and I’d know it.

Frankly, once I’ve eaten a thing, I don’t expect to see it again.

If you are normal, I intend to be a freak for the rest of my life.

Like the shock of fondling a raw sausage, blindfold, at a gay party...

If I had all the money I’ve spent on drink – I’d spend it on drink.

Five years ago I was a four-stone apology – today I am two separate gorillas.

I don’t know what I want, but I want it NOW!